Dark Mentor - Braindead ARCHIVE

Submitted by: Jamaica they got a bobsled team..

4/1/2008

Operator:
    How can I help? Thank you for the compliment on our website.
Student:
    I be see'en that you are haven da MIT on your site mon
Student:
    me and my mates were labrishing while klimbing da mahoe
Operator:
    How can I help Student? I hope you had fun! Now, how can I help?
Student:
    dis chatten thing be very irie man, i would like to be knowing if you can be send da couse to me
Operator:
    You send me da money, I send you de course. Irie
Student:
    me father be very rich and would like to be payen with da moola
Operator:
    No problem rasta
Student:
    i not be'ing da rasta, i be jamaican
Operator:
    OK cool
Student:
    jamaica we got a bobsled team.
Operator:
    haha Of course you do. Cool Runnings brotha.
Student:
    thank you for your help mon, i be seeing ya later
Operator:
    Cheers mon

The Dark Mentor reponds:

Well done operator.

Submitted by: Vinnige Leerder

3/31/2008

Operator:
    Hallo Student
Student:
    Goeie dag
Student:
    Ek wil leer van die rekenaar ding
Operator:
    Is jy 'n vinnige leerder?
Student:
    Ek hardloop soos die wind

The Dark Mentor reponds:

I have no words for this.....

Submitted by: Problems signing in.

3/31/2008

Operator:
    Hi, how can I help?
Operator:
    Hi there, do you require assistance?
Student:
    yes I AM TRYING TO SIGN IN BUT IT ALWAS SHO SIGNING PAGE
Operator:
    Please make sure your login and password are correct.
Operator:
    Are you a registered user?
Student:
    NO
Operator:
    You need to register first.

The Dark Mentor reponds:

Well there's your problem right there skippy! That's like going to Pick and Pay and saying the security guard won't let you out of the store with all the groceries you haven't paid for yet.

Submitted by: Female consultant please!

3/31/2008

Operator:
    Hi
Operator:
    Are you there Student?
Student:
    yes Operator
Student:
    yes
Operator:
    How can I help you?
Operator:
    ?
Student:
    can speak to a female consultant
Operator:
    What ?
Student:
    Operator, can I chat to a female consultant because male consultant won't understand me
Operator:
    Sorry no.
Student:
    please view this as customer service nothing is wrong with that, why not
Operator:
    We do not employ any female consultants.
Student:
    then I am a female person looking for help from a female person in your company and I know that your company is not a sexism company, right?
Operator:
    We are an IT training company. We employ males, females, whites, blacks, coloureds etc. BUT, we have no Sales Consultants that are females. So you are stuck with me.
Student:
    no i am not stuck with you you seem nice though, then tell me how can i get to know you personally so that i can get what i want
Operator:
    How can I help?
Student:
    I need to study MCSE
Operator:
    And how can I help you?
Student:
    Give me yourself to train me anyime of the night after hours

The Dark Mentor reponds:

Some people have strange requests.

Submitted by: Working at your own paste..

3/31/2008

Operator:
    Hi, how can I help?
Student:
    hi
Student:
    Can you forward me a complete qoute on your CCNA course
Operator:
    You can draw it off our site.
Student:
    can register now
Operator:
    You register for the course and at the end you request a proforma invoice to print.
Student:
    can i work at my own paste
Operator:
    You can submit this invoice to the "powers that be" and if they pay, we ship and activate.
Operator:
    Paste?
Operator:
    You mean pace?
Student:
    lol
Operator:
    copy and paste??
Student:
    do u have a local office in capetown
Student:
    ooops sorry...
Operator:
    Yes, I work there

The Dark Mentor reponds:

And people say we dont have a sense of humour...

Submitted by: Nutcap?

3/31/2008

Student:
    hi
Operator:
    How can I help?
Student:
    how do i join this nutcap?
Operator:
    What is "nutcap"?
Student:
    yes

The Dark Mentor reponds:

At this point the operator left....

Submitted by: Sometimes people just want to mess around!