Dark Mentor - Ask a Question ARCHIVE

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Submitted by: nasty .com

10/23/2008

how far can netcampus get me

The Dark Mentor reponds:

Farther than you can ever dream of.

Submitted by: charles

10/12/2008

does everything really happen 4 a reason or do people just say that cause they cant actually find the reason as to why life screwed them over

The Dark Mentor reponds:

I dont believe that your life is already planned and that everything happens for a reason. I also dont believe that life screws you over. That would be the work of humans.

Submitted by: Anonymous

10/9/2008

Who im better off with... Ashton or Danica

The Dark Mentor reponds:

Which one is hotter?

Submitted by: b man

10/3/2008

is our journey through life already planned for us or do things happen cause of the choices we make

The Dark Mentor reponds:

It all has to do with the choices you make. If everything was planned out for you, you would simply be able to sit and do nothing while everything happens as it's supposed to.

Submitted by: frankie

9/27/2008

what do i have to do to get a cup of coffee around here?! and cigarette and a lighter that works too!

The Dark Mentor reponds:

Beg, Borrow, Steal.

Submitted by: modaguru

9/25/2008

who are you??

The Dark Mentor reponds:

You know that feeling you get like someone's watching you? Or when you're walking somewhere and you swear you're being followed by something you can't see? Or how about that little voice that convinces you that it's not really 3am and you'll be fine at work if you have another round? That's who I am, and I'm watching you...

Submitted by: Ngco

9/17/2008

How do I propose a girl

The Dark Mentor reponds:

Well you would need to start by making an appointment with God. Then once you actually get to speak to Him (He's very busy), you would have your opportunity to propose a girl. I think he's aware of the idea already, but just make sure you have a better PowerPoint presentation and business plan and He might go for it.

Submitted by: frankie

9/15/2008

what is my sister's name?

The Dark Mentor reponds:

Johnny?

Submitted by: chuckie

9/10/2008

Hey there Dark Mentor Just wanted to say that I think this archive is cool - why the people ask you such stupid questions ,but anyway - really really cool :)

The Dark Mentor reponds:

Thanks for the kind words! I don't always know why people ask what they do. I guess there are no limits to stupidity.

Submitted by: Anonymous

9/3/2008

why did clint invite me to his 21st party??? he lives in durban and i live in jhb... plus i thought he didnt like me?

The Dark Mentor reponds:

For the same reason Hitler warned Poland he was coming. He was just trying to be polite :)